Sep 8, 2007

Upgrade boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 Pentium

Someone forward this to me and I wanna share with u all...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,
gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife



Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ....

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wavfiles.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

LOL when I upgrade boyfriend 1.0 to 4.0, the
flower, gifts and jewellery applications, Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 are already showing signs of lagging performance. Any IT support can help me out?


Charmaine said...

LOL, this one is funny.

How about trying the stuff for Husband 1.0 on Boyfriend 4.0?

Dia said...

Trust me, i think the ones i havent tried is c:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME and Mother-in-law. lol

might have to uninstall if the sysytem gets worst. haha