Engrish

Adelina send this email, "China brushing up its Engrish for Olympics in 2008"

For those who can't read chinese.... just try to understand the engrish....




Aside from the one-child policy, China adopts the lastest technology to help control its population.....

**If Hong Kong is allow this 'help oneself terminating machine', I guarantee the hundreds of ppl will be queuing up everyday


No matter in english or chinese..... its a weird name for a 'friend changing club'...


1) Why must it be 8:30? am or pm?
2) 11 am can or not? I dun get up only after 8:30 am....
3) How much are they charging?




When they say:

They mean "Entry"



China rivers are full of pee and shit .... no wonder have to fall carefully lah....





The cake doesn't look that complicated to me....




left: can't they just simplify into 'crab buns' ?
right: acid - correct translation... but how can the 'vegetable' and 'bao' be translated to 'food'??




No wonder China toilets are so f**kin dirty... !!!